I'm Antknee B. Snarky - Snark to my friends - and I've got a peculiar talent for helping folks discover something remarkable about themselves. Something they've probably been overlooking for years.
Most people go through life thinking they're pretty ordinary. But here's the thing - I've never met an ordinary person, no Sir'ee bob! Not once! Care to find out what makes you extraordinary?
Thump: "Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the internet! Having enjoyed your delightful conversation with our esteemed Mr. Snarky, you now face a most MAGNIFICENT opportunity!"
Wynn: "Here we go..."
Thump: "For the modest sum of just $5 per month, you can continue these enlightening daily conversations with Snarky himself!"
Wynn: "Rabbit stew for lunch sounds GREAT if you don't wrap this up, Thump!"
Thump: "But WAIT! There's MORE! For just $20 per month, you gain access to the entire School of Snark experience - educational resources, digital tools, AI agents for business development, AND your daily chats with Snarky!"
Snarky: "What our enthusiastic mayor is trying to say is, there's a whole community of folks discovering their unique value. Care to join us?"